Constitutional Rights

 

I discovered fairly recently

its illegal to force me to care

so I thought about what that meant

and what I'd no longer have to bear. 

So I stopped paying my taxes

I don't have any kids to send to school

what the heck do I need to be payin

I think that's really kind of cruel

I didn't ask you to have kids

you decided that on your own

so pay for them to go to school

and I'll pay for my dog to have a bone

And I don't drive too often

so I quit paying for the roads

those potholes can fill themselves

with some of these that free load.

And that car insurance I was paying?

Hate it  if I hit you

you don't have insurance either?

not my problem if  you get screwed.

 And I'm certainly not going to participate

in getting health coverage for the poor

they should know better than to get ill

Lord they always asking for more!

You'd think they'd quit their complaining

those food stamps should be enough

I mean how hard is it to feed yourself

you obviously eat  plenty of stuff!

I know they just sell it for drugs

that's all those trifling folks do

I heard em talking about it in church

and I thought I'd come unglued. 

I heard it in between a sermon

something about the least of these

and I thought to myself yep that's these folks

they should be down on their knees.

I'm sure if they were better people

the Lord would have blessed them so

but apparently he don't think much of them

excuse me but I have to go. 

Time to get to the buffet

where after church we congregate

to talk about the church schedule

while those icky servers clean our plates.

I did a good thing and left a tip

its a bible tract you know

that looks like a $10 bill

tells them the right way to go

So good thing I don't have worry

the constitution says I have rights

Thank God we live in a Christian country

where we always fight the good fight. 

                      Jesus said....whatever you do for the least of these, you do for me.